Sir Inferno

Define inferno. Go on. Most will think of something along the lines of a fire, dangerously out of control, some even liken an inferno to hell. Not me though. To me, an inferno is my very own paradise. Warm and inviting, with a nice crackling noise in the background. Not another soul to be seen, unless you count those providing the smell of burnt pork. Now, because I just so happen to like these certain qualities in my life, and I may or may not cause situations where this happens, people have labelled me as some sort of a villain. Well, I'm not the real villain there, no siree, I am everything but that. I'm a very refined gentleman, sporting a two-piece suit and tweed jacket, with a top hat to bring it all together. Yes, I'd say that I'm the embodiment of a sir, not a villain. Now, there are those who would like to call themselves heroes, they even convinced the public of that falsity. Firemen; bah. They are everything but firemen. They choose to put out the fires that keep the earth so warm and nice, killing it with water. I'll show them, those ‘firemen.’ After all, how do you stop fire after its consumed you… Sure, they make the claim that it saves lives, but who cares about those people who are killed by the fire, they are merely fuel for the inferno that could come. But no, those ‘firemen’ aren't even the worst. Even with their lies falsehoods, they don't come close. Whirlpool woman, the embodiment of water, the killer of fire, now she is truly evil. If I could, I would burn her, burn her until there is nothing left, not even ashes to scatter. If only I could… That day will come, one day. After her death at the hands of the inferno, the city will go next, followed by the country, until eventually the whole world is like a miniature star in the sky, burning in the distance… With the ring of The Inferno, I can accomplish this. I, Sir Oswald Dime, have donned the guise of the Inferno, and will burn everything for the fuel my inferno needs……